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Arrr, the States Project be throwin' gold to flip Wisconsin's Assembly like a drunken sailor lookin' for treasure!

2024-04-08

Arrr mateys! The Wisconsin Supreme Court be givin' new maps, and them scallywag Democrats be plannin' to take over the State Assembly! Avast, they be aimin' to give President Biden a bit o' help along the way. Yarrrrr!

Arrr mateys, listen to this tale o' political mischief brewin' in the land o' Wisconsin! The Supreme Court be orderin' new maps for the lawmakers, and the Democrats be seein' an opportunity to take control o' the State Assembly. Aye, they be hopin' to give President Biden a boost in his quest fer power!
But beware, me hearties, fer this be no easy task. The scallywags in the Assembly be fightin' tooth and nail to keep their seats. The Democrats be needin' to rally their forces, gatherin' their crew and chartin' a course to victory.
With the winds o' change blowin', the outcome be uncertain. Will the Democrats be able to outmaneuver their opponents and seize control o' the Assembly? Only time will tell, me buckos.
So keep a weather eye on Wisconsin, me hearties, fer the political seas be rough and treacherous. And remember, in the words o' the great Captain Jack Sparrow, "Not all treasure be silver and gold, mate."

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