Avast ye landlubbers! The DOJ be keepin' Biden's chat with the Special Counsel under lock and key, aye!
2024-04-08
Avast ye scallywags! The Justice Department be holdin' onto them audio recordings like a greedy pirate guardin' his treasure. If they don't hand 'em over, Attorney General Garland might find himself walkin' the plank into the contempt of Congress waters. Arrr!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, it be said that the scallywags at the Justice Department be refusin' to hand over the audio recordings of former special counsel Robert Hur's chat with President Biden to House Republicans. This be puttin' Attorney General Merrick Garland in danger of walkin' the plank and bein' held in contempt of Congress, arrr!Captain James Comer and First Mate Jim Jordan, from the House Oversight and Judiciary Committees, have threatened to make Garland walk the plank if he doesn't hand over the records by April 8. The scallywags at the Justice Department did respond to the deadline, but they be sayin' they won't be givin' up the audio files, arrr!The Assistant Attorney General sent a letter to Comer and Jordan, sayin' that the Committees be more interested in political games than proper oversight. While some other materials were shared, like the ghostwriter's transcript, the audio recordings remain buried treasure.The scallywags be warnin' Garland that if he doesn't hand over the recordings, they'll consider takin' further action. The ghostwriter be deletin' evidence, and Biden be claimin' innocence, but the reports show otherwise, arrr!