The Missouri scallywag governor be denying the poor soul's plea for mercy despite the guard's favor! Arrr!
2024-04-08
Avast ye! Many a scallywag be beggin' Governor Mike Parson to spare the life of Brian Dorsey, the scurvy dog who confessed to sendin' Ben and Sarah Bonnie to Davy Jones' locker. Aye, the lads and lasses of the correctional crew be pleadin' for mercy on his soul. Arrr!
Avast ye scallywags! Dozens of landlubbers be pleadin' with Gov. Mike Parson to show mercy to that scurvy dog Brian Dorsey. Aye, he be admittin' to sendin' Ben and Sarah Bonnie to Davy Jones' Locker, but the bilge rats be sayin' he doesn't deserve to swing from the gallows. They be askin' the governor to spare his miserable life!Arrr, it be a right shame to see so many souls beggin' fer mercy for a rotten scallywag like Dorsey. But aye, even the most hardened buccaneers have a soft spot in their black hearts from time to time. Maybe ol' Parson will take pity on the poor wretch and grant him a reprieve from the hangman's noose.
So let's raise a tankard of grog to those brave souls who be standin' up for a condemned man. And let's hope that the governor be seein' fit to spare Dorsey from a fate worse than death. May the winds of fortune be blowin' in his favor, and may he live to see another day on this cursed earth!