Arrr! Swing-State Republicans be takin' a liking to Trump's new stance on abortion, says the scallywags!
2024-04-09
Arrr mateys, some o' the scallywags runnin' fer office be sayin' they be lettin' the states decide on the matter o' bans rather than a national decree. Aye, let the states be takin' the helm on this one!
Arr mateys, the scallywags of the political party be talkin' 'bout leavin' the decision of bannin' a certain procedure to the states, instead of havin' a national decree. Aye, they be sayin' that the battles be happenin' in the states where the decision be made, and not in the grand halls of the cap'n in charge.Arr, the candidates be soundin' like a bunch of landlubbers, tryin' to pass the buck to the states, instead of takin' responsibility for makin' a decision for the whole crew. They be thinkin' that by lettin' the states decide, they be placatin' both the scallywags for and against the procedure.
But methinks this be a slippery slope, for if every decision be left to the states, then what be the use of havin' a grand cap'n at all? 'Tis a fine line they be walkin', tryin' to please all the parties involved.
So, me hearties, keep a weather eye on these candidates, for they be talkin' a big game, but only time will tell if they be true to their word or if they be just blowin' hot air like a bilge rat.