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Arrr, Biden be plundering Israel, hiding the COVID treasure, and Fox News be spinnin' their yarns. Har har!

2024-04-09

Avast ye matey! Set yer eyes on the latest scrawlings from Fox News Opinion and feast yer peepers on the moving pictures from Sean Hannity, Raymond Arroyo, and other scallywags. 'Tis sure to be a jolly good time, arrr!

In the latest news from the high seas, Fox News host Hannity shares the scoop on President Biden's 2024 campaign and his daring plan for student debt bailouts. Arrr, mateys, it be a tale worth hearing! Meanwhile, Hugh Hewitt bemoans Biden's recent shift against Israel, calling it a dark moment in American "diplomacy." Sen. Rand Paul reveals shocking secrets about Wuhan and 15 federal agencies - aye, the plot thickens!Over at Gutfeld's den, he jests that many suffer from eclipse sickness year-round, but we call it Joe Biden's America - a jest fit for a pirate's tavern! Believe it or not, Biden's stealthy strategy to keep control of the White House is a tale of cunning and intrigue. And don't forget Raymond Arroyo's musings on Biden's new 'Biden Eats' campaign and the eclipse mania.Teaching techies a lesson, China's schools use AI while ours lag behind - aye, we be walkin' the plank of technological backwardness! Karol shares a yarn about education bosses finding any excuse to skip class, while Janice Dean marvels at Monday's solar eclipse - a once-in-a-lifetime moment indeed! And don't forget to check out the Cartoon of the Day for some jolly humor!

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