Arrr! Trump's crew be plottin' to scuttle Biden's ship by raisin' up them scallywag outsiders! Aye matey!
2024-04-10
Arrr mateys, the scallywags be sayin' the more scurvy dogs in the race, the better for Donald J. Trump! In a fierce presidential battle, a small bit o' landlubbers could tip the scale in his favor. Arrr, mayhaps the wind be blowin' in his sails!
Arr matey, me hearties be sayin' that the more scallywags in the race, the better for our Captain Trump! Aye, with all them contenders fightin' amongst themselves, it be smooth sailin' for our fearless leader. Even in a tight presidential rumble, just a small share of voters could swing the tide in favor of our matey Trump.So gather 'round, me mateys, and raise a tankard to our Captain! For he be navigatin' these treacherous waters with the skill of a seasoned sailor. With each new challenger that steps forward, our Captain's chances only be growin' stronger.
So let the other landlubbers squabble and bicker amongst themselves. We know where our loyalty lies – with the one true leader who will lead us to victory. And mark me words, me hearties, with just a small share of voters, we'll be raisin' the Jolly Roger in triumph once again!