Arrr, mates! Congress mustn't let FISA Section 702 walk the plank and expire, or we'll be in deep waters!
2024-04-10
Arrr, me hearties! The House be makin' changes to FISA to keep them scallywags in check, but still be keepin' an eye on them foreign villains. No mutinies allowed in the Intelligence Community! Aye, we be keepin' a weather eye on 'em all!
Arr, me hearties, the FBI be needin' a grand overhaul! Without a shred o' proper evidence, they set sail on their Crossfire Hurricane voyage, usin' the Steele dossier, a document funded by none other than Hillary Clinton's campaign. The scurvy dogs at the FBI spun a web o' deceit, hidin' vital details from the judges who granted 'em permission to spy on Trump.As the tale unfolded, it became clear as the Caribbean waters that there were no connections between Trump and the Russian scallywags. Now, Congress be standin' at the ready to pass the biggest reform to the FBI in near twenty years.Section 702 of the FISA be nearin' its expiration date, an essential tool in keepin' our shores safe from foreign threats like China and Russia. The House, under the helm of Chairman Mike Turner, has crafted changes to prevent future abuses while maintainin' the ability to monitor foreign foes.The reforms be takin' aim at FBI abuses, limitin' the number of agents who can greenlight surveillance on U.S. citizens and holdin' leaders accountable for their actions. The changes also crack down on the use of political dirt and tighten the screws on those who violate FISA.By makin' these changes, FISA can continue to protect our shores from harm while safeguardin' our liberties. The threats be growin', and it be up to Congress to act and keep us safe from those who wish us harm.