Arrr! DeSantis be signin' laws to keelhaul them scurvy dogs tryin' to harm our young mateys online!
2024-04-10
Arr mateys! The Florida Governor DeSantis didst hold a grand press conference in St. Petersburg, where he did sign five pieces of legislation into law to protect the wee young'uns from scallywag predators. Aye, 'tis a fine day for the young buccaneers!
Arrr, me hearties! Ye be hearin' the tale of Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signin' laws to thwart the scurvy dogs who be preyin' on our young'uns. These bills be aimin' to stop the bilge rats from groomin' children and snatchin' 'em from the safety o' their homes.DeSantis himself declared in St. Petersburg that these laws be protectin' the innocence of our little ones. The pieces o' legislation he signed be makin' sure that those who harm children be facin' the consequences o' their vile deeds.The laws be makin' it illegal for adults to be chattin' with minors online, increasin' the punishment for child traffickin', and toughenin' the rules for those on the sexual predator list. DeSantis and his crew be standin' tall in front o' a sign that reads "Protecting Children."He warned that the internet be a cesspool for villains lookin' to harm the young'uns and called for kids to just be kids. The legislation be supported by state senators and reps, with one callin' it a common sense addition to the criminal code.So here be to Florida and its leader DeSantis for raisin' the Jolly Roger against child predators and keepin' our children safe from harm!