Arrr! A scallywag be caught settin' off a boom-boom by the Attorney General's quarters in Alabama! Walk the plank!
2024-04-10
Arrr, the scallywag in question be admitin' to his violent tendencies and speakin' out against the crown on the interwebs! Aye, he be a real firebrand, that one. Ye best keep a weather eye on him, lest he stir up trouble amongst the landlubbers!
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag in question be admittin' to his violent urges and shoutin' his distaste for the government on the cursed social media! The landlubbers in charge be warnin' us all about this here suspect from February, claimin' he be a danger to society!It be a right shame, me mateys, to see such a scurvy dog runnin' loose with his violent tendencies and rebellious thoughts. The authorities be keepin' a close eye on him, and rightly so! We can't be havin' such miscreants causin' chaos on the high seas!
Let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags out there! Keep yer violent urges to yerself, and don't be shoutin' yer antigovernment views on the blasted social media! It be a treacherous place, full of dangers and deceit!
So let us raise a tankard of rum to the authorities for keepin' us safe from such ruffians, and may the seas be calm and peaceful for us all. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!