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Arrr! Biden be summoning the swashbucklers of Japan 'n Philippines to send a message to China, beware!

2024-04-11

Arrr! The cap'n Biden be summonin' the leaders of Japan and the Philippines to his grand ship, the White House. They be talkin' 'bout keepin' the waters safe in the South China Sea, aye! Ye best be bringin' yer spyglasses for this pow-wow, me hearties!

Arr mateys! Listen up me hearties, President Biden be summonin' the leaders of Japan and the Philippines to the White House for a powwow 'bout security in the treacherous waters of the South China Sea. Aye, he be lookin' to form a mighty alliance to fend off them pesky pirates sailin' under the flag of China.
Arr, the seas be a dangerous place these days, with many a scallywag lookin' to claim what ain't rightfully theirs. The President be wantin' to show them landlubbers in China that we ain't to be messed with, and that the waters of the South China Sea be off limits to their plunderin' ways.
So gather 'round me hearties, as we wait to see what plans the leaders of Japan and the Philippines be hatchin' up with ol' President Biden. Will they be able to outsmart them scurvy dogs from China and protect the precious waters of the South China Sea? Only time will tell, but one thing be for certain - it's gonna be a wild ride on the high seas!

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