Arrr, Georgia's Lieutenant Governor be sailin' into treacherous waters, facin' inquiry for impersonatin' a fake Trump elector, ye scallywag!
2024-04-11
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Fani T. Willis be walkin' the plank in Fulton County, Ga.! But fear not, another prosecutor be settin' sail to pursue the case against Lt. Gov. Burt Jones. Aye, justice will be served on the high seas of law!
Arrr, mateys! Me hearties be hearin' some news from the land lubbers about a scallywag named Fani T. Willis, the district attorney of Fulton County, Ga. She be walkin' the plank and gettin' disqualified from pursuin' the case against Lt. Gov. Burt Jones. But fear not, me buckos! Another prosecutor be swoopin' in like a seagull snatchin' a fish from the sea.This new prosecutor be sayin' he'll be takin' over the case, makin' sure justice be served on the high seas. Me thinks this be a tale worth tellin' in every tavern from Tortuga to Port Royal. The wheels of justice be turnin', like a ship's wheel in a mighty storm.
So raise a tankard of grog to this new prosecutor, me hearties! May he be as fierce as a kraken and as cunning as a pirate with a treasure map. And let's not forget poor Fani T. Willis, walkin' the plank into the murky waters of disgrace. She be learnin' a lesson about messin' with the wrong crew.