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Ye scurvy surgeon from Texas be accused of withholdin' liver treasure from poor souls in need of transplant! Arrr!

2024-04-11

Arrr, word be spreadin' that a scurvy dog of a doctor be messin' with the transplant list, sendin' his patients to Davy Jones' locker. The lubbers be droppin' like flies while waitin' for new organs. The hospital be on the hunt for this treacherous swindler!

Arrr, mateys! Ye won't believe the scandal brewin' in Houston! 'Tis said that a scurvy dog of a doctor be messin' with the transplant list, makin' his patients walk the plank and denyin' 'em the chance for new organs. Aye, ye heard right - a fair share of 'em have met Davy Jones while waitin' for their turn at a new lease on life.
Can ye imagine the gall of that swindlin' seadog? Playin' with lives like they be nothin' more than pieces on a chess board. 'Tis a dark day indeed when those sworn to heal be the ones bringin' harm. The good folk at the hospital be turnin' over every rock and spyglass to get to the bottom of this treachery.
So keep a weather eye out, me hearties, for justice be swift and merciless for those who dare to cheat death and deny others their rightful place in the sun. Let this be a lesson to all who would try to game the system - no quarter shall be given to those who play dirty with the gift of life.

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