The Booty Report

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Arrr! Kennedy be sendin' scallywag consultant to Davy Jones' locker for tryin' to aid that scurvy dog Trump!

2024-04-11

Arrr, the Kennedy campaign be cryin' foul on Rita Palma, claimin' she be pretendin' to be the New York state director! Methinks there be some shenanigans afoot, mateys! Let's see if she be walkin' the plank for her deception!

Ahoy mateys! The scallywags in the Kennedy campaign be cryin' foul play! Seems this Rita Palma lass be goin' 'round claimin' she's their New York state director, when in truth she be nary but a lowly consultant. Aye, the gall of it!
Arrr, tis a tale as old as time - a pirate trickery at its finest! The Kennedy crew be raisin' the black flag and accusin' this Palma wench of identity theft on the high seas of politics. Shiver me timbers!
But fear not, me hearties! The Kennedy campaign be settin' the record straight and showin' this scallywag what for. They be clearin' their name faster than ye can say "pieces of eight!"
So let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers out there - beware the false claims of consultants and keep a weather eye on the horizon for any signs of deceit. And remember, in the cutthroat world of politics, it be every man for himself. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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