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Arrr, the Democratic scallywags be sendin' Biden a demand for more gold to be sent to Israel! Aye matey!

2024-04-12

Avast ye, mateys! A dozen bands o' scallywags and labor unions be sendin' a letter to the captain, demandin' he enforce a law that be keepin' military booty from reachin' any nation that be blockin' the delivery o' aid to the needy. Argh, the audacity!

Arrr matey! In a missive sent to the captain of the ship, a dozen groups and labor unions be demandin' that the president uphold a law that be preventin' military help from goin' to any land lubber who be blockin' the delivery of aid to those in need. Aye, 'tis a noble cause indeed, for no scallywag should be preventin' the good folk from receivin' essential supplies.
They be callin' on the president to take action and show those landlubbers that they canna be gettin' away with such treachery. 'Tis a matter of honor and duty to help those in distress, and no scurvy dog should be standin' in the way of that. The groups be makin' it clear that they be watchin' and waitin' for the president to do the right thing.
So let it be known far and wide that the president be havin' a duty to uphold the law and ensure that aid be reachin' those who be needin' it most. 'Tis a call to arms, me hearties, and we must be standin' together to fight for what be right. Arrr!

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