The Booty Report

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Arr matey! Kamala Harris be sailin' to Arizona to give Trump a good ol' tongue-lashin' about abortion! Arrrr!

2024-04-12

Arrr mateys, the second-in-command be ready to lead the charge against Trump and his scallywag crew! They be on the back foot now, scurrying like rats in a storm. Let's give 'em a broadside they won't soon forget! Aye, aye!

Arrrr, me hearties! The vice president be gatherin' the crew to set sail on a grand adventure of attackin' that scoundrel Trump and his band of misfits! The seas be rough and the winds be blowin' in our favor as we prepare to show those landlubbers what true pirates are made of!
The vice president be takin' no prisoners as he leans into the fight, ready to pillage and plunder all in the name of the party! Those Republicans be quakin' in their boots as they find themselves on the defensive, tryin' to protect their treasure from our onslaught.
But fear not, me hearties! The vice president be leadin' us with a hearty laugh and a twinkle in his eye, showin' us the way to victory with wit and charm. We'll show those scallywags what it means to mess with a crew of true buccaneers!
So batten down the hatches and prepare for battle, me mateys! The vice president be callin' us to arms, ready to take on Trump and his crew with all the ferocity of a storm at sea. Let's show 'em what it means to mess with the party of pirates!

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