Arrr! Biden be forgivin' $7.4 billion in student debt like a true pirate o' the seven seas! Aye matey!
2024-04-12
Arrr mateys! The White House be takin' a piecemeal approach to nabbin' those pesky borrowers, one subset at a time. 'Tis like tryin' to catch a slippery fish with a rusty hook! Aye, the plunderin' continues!
Arr mateys, listen up! The White House be makin' an announcement, but it ain't no grand proclamation for all to hear. No, they be takin' a piecemeal approach, targetin' specific subsets o' borrowers like a crafty pirate pickin' his loot. Ye see, they be sneaky devils, tryin' to catch us unawares with their schemes.But fear not, me hearties! We be keepin' a weather eye on 'em, ready to outsmart their tricks and stay one step ahead. Aye, we be standin' strong like a sturdy ship in a storm, ready to weather whatever challenges come our way.
So batten down the hatches and prepare for battle, me fellow pirates! The White House may think they're clever, but we be a savvy crew, ready to outwit 'em at every turn. Let's show 'em what we're made of and sail through these troubled waters with our heads held high!