Avast ye, Bennett Braun, the shrink who stoked the flames of 'Satanic Panic', has set sail at the age of 83. Arrr!
2024-04-12
Arrr, this scallywag be tellin' tales of cults torturin' me patients! He be losin' his license faster than a ship sinkin' in a storm. 'Tis a sad day when a swindler be walkin' the plank!
Arrr me hearties, listen to this tale of a scallywag who fancied himself a healer of the mind, but turned out to be naught but a fraud! This scurvy dog be diagnosing poor souls with memories of cult torture, claiming they be suppressed deep within their noggin. But alas, his treachery be revealed, and he lost his license quicker than ye can say "walk the plank!"Now ye may be wonderin', how did this bilge rat get away with his charade for so long? Well me mateys, it be a mystery as deep as Davy Jones' locker! Perhaps the good folk be too trusting of a man with fancy words and a shiny diploma. Or maybe he be usin' his silver tongue to deceive the lot of 'em.
But fear not, for justice be served in the end. The scallywag may have sailed too close to the wind and found himself marooned on the shore, with no license to ply his trade. So let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers out there - beware of those who claim to hold the key to yer innermost secrets, for they may be nothin' but a hornswoggler in disguise!