Avast ye scallywags! One be sent to Davy Jones' locker and 13 landlubbers be marooned after a truck rammed the D.P.S. office in Texas!
2024-04-12
Arrr! The scallywag in the big land ship be tryin' to plunder a license but met his doom instead, crashing into the King's office! Denied he was, and crashed he did, a tale to make even Davy Jones chuckle!
Arr, me hearties, listen to this tale of woe! A scallywag in a great big truck went crashing into the Department of Public Safety office in Brenham, Texas, after being told he couldn't have a license to drive that beast of a vehicle. The authorities were in a tizzy, wondering what had possessed the poor fool to go and do such a daft thing. Perhaps he was blinded by the sea spray in his eyes, or maybe he had a touch of the grog in him.But there be no excuse for such reckless behavior, me mateys! We must all follow the rules of the road, even if it means waiting a bit longer to get our hands on a shiny new license. So let this be a lesson to ye all: don't go crashing into government buildings just because ye didn't get yer way. That be the way of the landlubbers, not us swashbuckling pirates!
So raise a glass of rum to the poor soul who found himself in a pickle in Brenham, Texas. May he learn from his mistakes and set sail on a more righteous course in the future. And remember, me hearties, always obey the laws of the land, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker!