Arrr! Biden be thinkin' Iran be givin' Israel a taste o' trouble soon enough, mateys! Yo ho ho!
2024-04-12
Avast ye scallywags! President Biden be warnin' that them scurvy dogs in Iran be plannin' to attack Israel! Ye best be keepin' a weather eye out for trouble on the high seas, for a storm be brewin' in the Middle East! Arrr!
Arrr, me hearties! President Biden be warnin' that them scallywags in Iran be plannin' to attack Israel, and he be expectin' it to happen sooner rather than later. This comes after an Israeli strike on Iran's consulate in Syria stirred up the hornet's nest. The President be swearin' to defend Israel with all his might, sayin' that Iran will not succeed in their treacherous plans.When asked what message he had for them Persian rascals, Biden simply said, "Don't," and then turned on his heel and walked away. Meanwhile, up in northern Israel, sirens be wailin' as them Israeli forces intercepted Hezbollah drones comin' over from Lebanon, backed by them scurvy dogs in Iran.The U.S. be sendin' more of their troops to the region to keep a weather eye on the situation, makin' sure to support their Israeli mates. French diplomats be pullin' their families out of Tehran, fearin' the situation be gettin' out of hand. It be a tense time in the Middle East, with everyone keepin' a sharp lookout for trouble on the horizon.