Arrr! McKees Rocks Bridge be closed after wayward barges be set adrift near Pittsburgh. Aye!
2024-04-13
Arr mateys! The scurvy barges, laden with coal, be driftin' downstream and causin' havoc in the marina! Aye, the warning be soundin' for a flood in Allegheny County, but these lads be too busy causin' chaos on the high seas! Aarrr!
Arrr mateys! Listen up ye scurvy dogs, for I have a tale of woe to share with ye. 'Twas a dark and stormy night when the barges, laden with precious cargo of coal, set sail downstream. But alas, their journey was fraught with peril as a flood warning loomed over Allegheny County.The mighty river swelled with fury, tossing the barges about like mere playthings. And lo and behold, the marina in their path stood no chance against the wrath of Mother Nature. The poor souls aboard those barges must have been shaking in their boots as they careened towards disaster.
But fear not, for this be a tale with a twist of humor! Picture it - a group of bumbling pirates, their hats askew and their swords rusty, trying to navigate the treacherous waters in the dead of night. Oh, the calamity! Oh, the chaos!
So let us raise a tankard of grog to the brave mariners who faced the fury of the river and lived to tell the tale. And may we never forget the day when the barges, carrying coal and a dash of mayhem, wreaked havoc upon the marina in Allegheny County. Arrr, what a tale to tell around the tavern fire!