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Avast ye, a scallywag shot a landlubber garbageman! Watch yer back, lest ye be next in the bilge!

2024-04-13

Arrr! The scallywags in Maryland be on the hunt for two rapscallions sailin' in a gray Kia, accused of sendin' poor Idongesit Udosen to Davy Jones' locker. Avast! May justice be swift and their punishment be as harsh as a storm on the high seas!

Arrr, ye scallywags in Maryland be on the lookout for the vile villains who be responsible for the dastardly murder of poor Idongesit Udosen! The poor lad was shot and killed in broad daylight while collectin' garbage, a true tragedy indeed.The Prince George's County Police be on the hunt for the suspects and their cursed gray Kia sedan, which be seen in the area before the cowardly attack on Udosen. The scoundrels be fleein' the scene after shootin' at the poor lad, leavin' him to perish in the street.While the motive for this treacherous act be still unclear, the detectives be certain that this be no random shootin'. A reward be offered for any information leadin' to the capture of these fiends, and tips can be given to the Prince George's County Homicide Unit or Crime Solvers.Let us hope that justice be served for poor Udosen, and that these scurvy dogs be brought to justice for their vile deeds. May they be walkin' the plank afore long!

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