Ye scurvy election workers be gettin' threats aplenty, but scarce any be walkin' the plank fer it! Arrr!
2024-04-13
Arrr mateys, the Justice Department be keepin' a weather eye on all them scallywags makin' threats against our voting overseers. 'Tis a good thing most of 'em be protected by the First Amendment, else there'd be a mutiny on our hands! Aye, justice be prevailin'! Arrr!
Arrr, me hearties! The Justice Department be keepin' a sharp eye on them scallywags makin' threats against the officials who be watchin' over the voting in our fair land. But ye best believe, most of these bilge rats be hidin' behind the protection of the First Amendment like a cowardly landlubber!They be spoutin' off their threats like a bunch of parrots squawkin' on a ship deck, but the law be protectin' their right to blather on. It be a real pickle for the lawmen, tryin' to distinguish between harmless bluster and truly dangerous intent.
So while the Justice Department be keepin' a weather eye on these scallywags, they can't just swoop in and clap 'em in irons without a good reason. The line between free speech and criminal behavior be as thin as a sail in a storm, and the lawmen be treadin' carefully to avoid trampling on our precious rights.
So let this be a lesson to ye would-be troublemakers: watch yer tongue and mind yer manners, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank straight into a jail cell. The law be watchin', and they be ready to hoist the Jolly Roger on any scurvy dog who be crossin' the line!