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Yarr mateys, Donald Trump be huggin' them rioters like they be treasure he be keepin' to himself! Arrr!

2024-04-13

Arr matey! The scallywag president be denyin' the Capitol raid at first, but now he be usin' it to woo the voters for the next lootin'! Aye, he be playin' a dangerous game on the high seas of politics!

Arrr mateys, listen up! The scallywag who used to be in charge of the land lubbers has gone and changed his tune faster than a gust of wind in a storm. He first denied any involvement in the raid on the Capitol, but now he be waving the Jolly Roger high and proud, makin' it the main focus of his next campaign.
He be actin' like a barnacle on a ship, holdin' on tight to any chance he has of returnin' to power. But me hearties, we won't be fooled by his fancy words and deceitful ways. We know a swindler when we see one, and this landlubber be no different.
So let's raise our tankards and toast to the fact that this scurvy dog will have to walk the plank come election time. We won't be swayed by his attempts at charm and persuasion. We be standin' firm in our resolve to see justice served and the seas kept safe from the likes of him. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, we'll be sailin' on to victory without him by our side!

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