Arrr! Kristi Noem, the South Dakota Governor and Trump's possible matey, be banned by the tribes, aye!
2024-04-13
Arr, ye scallywags! The tribes be banishing the landlubber governor from their reservations fer blabberin' 'bout Mexican bandits and mischief. She be walkin' the plank fer speakin' out o' turn! Aye, the seas be roilin' with gossip these days!
Arrr mateys, listen up! The tribes be mighty upset with that Republican governor, they be givin' her the ol' heave-ho from their reservations. Why, ye ask? Well, it be all 'cause she went and told them lawmakers that them Mexican drug cartels be runnin' amok on their lands, commitin' murders and whatnot.Now, ye see, that be a mighty bold claim to be makin', especially when ye be talkin' 'bout them powerful drug cartels. The tribes be sayin' she be talkin' out of her hat, spreadin' lies and slanderin' their good names. They be standin' united against her, showin' her the door like a scurvy dog.
So, what be the moral of the story, ye may ask? Well, it be this - don't be messin' with them tribes, especially when it be their own lands ye be talkin' 'bout. They be protectin' what be theirs, standin' strong against any who be tryin' to tarnish their reputation. Ye best be thinkin' twice before ye be crossin' swords with them, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank!