Arrr! Iran be sayin' they be sendin' drones to Israel, then blast 'em with cannonballs! Avast ye!
2024-04-13
Arrr! Iran be takin' a swing at Israel after promisin' revenge for the sneak attack on their consulate in Syria. Aye, there be no rest for the wicked in these treacherous waters! May the winds of war blow in our favor.
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, Iran be launchin' drones from its own territory towards Israel late on a Saturday, after warnin' from its Supreme Leader about a retaliation due to an airstrike on an Iranian consulate in Syria. Hours later, Iran's state-run IRNA news agency be claimin' that ballistic missiles were launched as part of the attack. Slow-moving Shahed-136 bomb-carrying drones be sighted in the skies over Iran, but ballistic missiles be travelin' at speeds faster than sound. Israel be havin' missile defense systems, but in a large-scale attack like the one launched by Iran, the chances of a successful strike be high. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu be prepared for such an attack, statin' that they will protect themselves with determination and a cool head. The United States be standin' by Israel's side, with President Biden closely monitorin' the situation. Iran's Supreme Leader had vowed to retaliate against Israel, promptin' travel restrictions for U.S. government employees in Israel as a precaution. A recent airstrike in Syria, allegedly targetin' Iranian Revolutionary Guard members, be escalatin' tensions further.