The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, after four years at sea, some scallywags be seein' Trump's rule in a better light, mateys!

2024-04-14

Arrr, mateys! The scallywags at The New York Times and Siena College be sayin' that the former captain o' the ship were good at handlin' the treasure, but his crew still be rememberin' the squabblin' and bickerin' aboard! Aye, we be holdin' onto our memories like a sailor clings to his rum!

Arrr mateys! Listen up as I tell ye the latest news from the land lubbers at The New York Times and Siena College. It seems that the voters be givin' a thumbs up to the former president's handlin' of the economy. But beware, me hearties, for the memories of his divisiveness be still fresh in the minds of the people.
It be like tryin' to sail through treacherous waters with a leaky vessel. Ye may be makin' good progress on the economic front, but if ye be causin' rifts among the crew, the ship be sinkin' faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!"
So me fellow pirates, let this be a lesson to ye all. A smooth sailin' economy be not enough to keep the ship afloat if there be mutiny brewin' below deck. Take heed of the past, me hearties, and remember that unity be the key to a successful voyage.

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