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"Arrr! As Trump be wonderin' 'bout his potential first mate, be they good at plunderin' treasure for the ship?"

2024-04-14

Arrr, me hearties! It be said that Cap'n Trump be weighin' his options for a second mate based on gold and power, as well as which scallywags he fancies. Methinks he be pickin' his first mate based on who be sharin' their loot with him!

Arrr, me hearties! It be said that Donald Trump be makin' his decision for vice president based on more than just politics. Money be a concern for the ol' captain, along with his likin' for the look of certain contenders. Aye, it be a tricky decision indeed!

Some say Trump be lookin' for a partner who can help him plunder the political seas and gather more doubloons for his treasure chest. Others say he be wantin' someone who can stand by his side through the stormy debates and battles ahead.

But fear not, me mateys! The ol' captain be known for his bold and sometimes unpredictable decisions. Who knows what be goin' on in his mind? Only time will tell who he be choosin' to join him on this wild adventure.

So raise the Jolly Roger and let's set sail on this journey with Trump and his crew. Who knows what treasures and surprises lie ahead for us in these uncharted waters of politics!

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