The Booty Report

Arrr mateys, the Supreme Court be settin' sail on Jan. 6 to help Trump and his scallywags. Aye aye!

2024-04-14

Arrr! The justices be settin' to hear arguments on Tuesday in a case that could change the tide of hundreds of prosecutions for the assault on the Capitol and give clarity to its true meaning. Aye, it be a storm brewin' in the courts!

Arr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, for the justices be gatherin' to discuss a matter of great importance on Tuesday. 'Tis a case that could change the outcome of many a prosecution for the assault on the Capitol, mark me words! Aye, the very definition of this infamous event be at stake, with the fate of many a wrongdoer hangin' in the balance.
But fear not, me mateys, for justice shall prevail! 'Tis a battle of wits and laws that be playin' out before our very eyes, as the finest legal minds in the land clash swords in the courtroom. 'Tis a sight to behold, I tell ye!
So batten down the hatches and brace yerselves for what be afoot. The outcome of this case could shape the future of many a scoundrel who dared to storm the Capitol, and set a precedent for years to come. 'Tis a tale of epic proportions, me hearties, and one that shall go down in the annals of history!

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