Arrr, in Chicago, a jolly family gathering turned deadly when gunfire did erupt! Child slain, 7 others wounded.
2024-04-14
Avast ye scurvy dogs! One wee lad be sent to Davy Jones' locker and seven more souls be wounded in a skirmish at a jolly family feast in Chicago. The scallywags of the law be investigatin' the matter. Aye, 'tis a tragic tale indeed.
Arr, me hearties! Aye, there be trouble brewin' in Chicago as a scallywag shot up a family gathering, leavin' a wee lass of 7 dead and seven other souls wounded. Chicago Police Deputy Chief Don Jerome and his crew responded to the call of 18 loud bangs on 52nd Street, where they found a right mess. Multiple people were hit, including three wee ones and five grown scallywags.The wee lass was struck in the head and met Davy Jones, while two other young'uns were taken to the healer's den in dire condition. The adult victims, ranging from 19 to 40 years old, were also hauled off to the healer's den by the Chicago Fire Department. The whole calamity happened during a family shindig, with all victims standin' outside like sitting ducks.The Chicago constables reckon this ain't just any random mischief but likely tied to the scoundrels of the gang world. Chief Jerome lamented the loss of innocent blood and praised his crew and the fire lads for their efforts in the face of such madness.No scallywags have been caught yet, but witnesses say there be two shooters on foot. Any helpful tattle can be passed on to the law dogs in Chicago or yer local police station. Avast ye, let justice be done for the fallen!