Avast ye scurvy dogs! Trump be whinin' 'bout bein' a victim afore his trial in the Big Apple! Arrr!
2024-04-14
Avast ye mateys! The scallywag Trump be spoutin' lies like a leaky bilge pump! He be claimin' them charges be a Democrat scheme to keep him from the grand ol' White House. Arrr, aye, and I be a mermaid swimmin' in grog! Shiver me timbers!
Arrr mateys, listen up! This scallywag, Donald J. Trump, be sailin' through Pennsylvania and spoutin' off some nonsense about how them Democrats be tryin' to keep him from the White House with these criminal charges. Arrr, what a load of bilge!Me thinks this landlubber be talkin' out of his aft end, tryin' to distract us from the truth. But we ain't fallin' for his tricks, no siree! The only thing keepin' this scurvy dog from the White House be his own misdeeds and lack of support from the people.
So let's hoist the anchor and set sail towards a brighter future without this blabberin' buffoon at the helm. We won't be swayed by his tall tales and false promises. We be standin' strong and united against this sea of lies and deceit.
Remember me words, me hearties, and don't let this scallywag lead ye astray. Stay true to yer course and let's chart a new path towards a better tomorrow. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, let's make sure this pirate's ship sinks before it reaches the shore!