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Arrr, Sununu be sayin' Trump had a hand in the insurrection, but still be gettin' his support, matey!

2024-04-14

Arrr, the New Hampshire governor, who be a scallywag critical of the former president and a supporter of Nikki Haley in the primary, declares he be needin' a Republican in the grand White House! Aye, me hearties, the political seas be choppy indeed!

Arrr, me hearties! The New Hampshire governor, a salty dog who be known for his sharp tongue and quick wit, be havin' a bone to pick with the former president. Aye, he be throwin' his support behind the lass Nikki Haley in the primary, makin' it clear that he be wantin' a Republican in the White House.
Now, ye might be wonderin' why this governor be feelin' so strongly about this matter. Some say he be seein' the former president as a scurvy dog who be leadin' the ship astray. Others say he be wantin' to see a fresh face in the captain's chair. Whatever the reason, one thing be clear - this governor be not one to mince words.
So, me hearties, as we sail the political seas, let us keep a weather eye on the horizon. Will the governor's wish come true, or will the former president's ship stay afloat? Only time will tell, but one thing be certain - this be one tale worth followin'!

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