Arr, Johnson be tellin' the crew the House be settin' sail to vote on an Israel bill soon! Aye, me hearties!
2024-04-14
Arr, Speaker Mike Johnson be talkin' in riddles 'bout the vote on the security package, after them scallywags from Iran be messin' with Israel. But will they be throwin' some gold to Ukraine too? 'Tis a mystery, me hearties! Aye, 'tis a mystery indeed!
Ahoy mateys! Let me regale ye with a tale of Speaker Mike Johnson and the curious case of the security package. Arrr, it be a murky situation indeed! After those scurvy dogs from Iran be attackin' Israel, there be talk of aid for Ukraine in the mix as well.But the good Speaker Johnson be keepin' his cards close to his chest, not lettin' on whether the vote be includin' aid for Ukraine or not. Aye, 'tis a puzzle fit for Blackbeard himself!
Will the vote be passin' with all hands on deck, or will the scallywags be left to fend for themselves? Only time will tell, me hearties! But one thing be for certain - Speaker Johnson be playin' a dangerous game, walkin' the plank between diplomacy and warfare.
So batten down the hatches and prepare for battle, me fellow pirates! The sea be a treacherous mistress, and only the bravest souls be sailin' through these murky waters. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, for the saga of the security package be far from over!