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Yarr! The FBI be investigatin' the bridge calamity in Baltimore, says me source. Avast, the scallywags be in trouble now!

2024-04-15

Arrr! The scallywags boarded the Dali vessel on Monday, whilst the FBI be a-huntin' for clues on the Key Bridge calamity in Baltimore! Shiver me timbers, what a tale of treachery and intrigue on the high seas!

The FBI be investigatin' the collapse o' the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, mateys, arr! Aye, a federal source confirmed the criminal investigation to Fox News, ye scurvy dogs.Reports be sayin' that the Dali, a 985-foot container ship, be the focus o' this investigation. They be lookin' at violations o' federal maritime law, wonderin' if the ship crew knew o' any technical or operational issues before settin' sail from the Port o' Baltimore.They be investigatin' the events leadin' up to when the ship lost power and crashed into the bridge's support pillar, arr! The FBI be present aboard the Dali conductin' their law enforcement activities, but they be keepin' tight-lipped about any other details.The U.S. Attorney for Maryland be sayin' that they be seekin' accountability for anyone responsible for this disaster, whether it be due to gun violence, civil rights abuses, or financial fraud.This investigation be separate from the National Transportation Safety Board's inquiry into the cause o' the collapse. President Biden and Maryland Gov. Wes Moore be swearin' to hold the appropriate parties accountable for this tragedy.The White House be dismissin' any notions o' foul play or terror in the bridge collapse on March 26, where six crew members lost their lives. Two others be survivin', by Davy Jones' locker!Arr, The Associated Press be contributin' to this report, mateys. Keep a weather eye on the horizon for more updates!

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