The judge be keepin' the treasure map hidden from the scallywags, aye, no peekin' at Trump's shameful antics! Arrrr!
2024-04-15
Arrr, the New York Judge Juan Merchan be sayin' that those scallywag prosecutors cannot be usin' the infamous 'Access Hollywood' tape in the trial of former President Trump for hush money! Looks like they'll be walkin' the plank without that evidence, me hearties!
In a court ruling fit for a scurvy pirate matey, the judge overseeing former President Trump's hush money trial be standin' firm in his decision to keep the infamous "Access Hollywood" tape away from the jurors' eyes. This here be no ordinary tape, but one where Trump be braggin' about his prowess with the lasses, causin' a right scandal back in 2016. The prosecutor be pushin' to show the tape, claimin' it be proof of the defendant's misdeeds.Trump's lawyer be cryin' foul, sayin' the tape be prejudicial and too lewd for the jury's delicate ears. Despite the judge's ruling, the prosecutors be allowed to quote Trump's salty words from the tape and introduce related evidence in the trial.The trial itself be centered 'round payments made by Trump's former matey, Michael Cohen, to a lass named Stormy Daniels. Trump be denyin' the affair and plead innocent to the charges, but the prosecutors be claimin' he falsified records to cover his tracks, which be a serious crime. If found guilty, Trump could be facin' a long stretch in the brig. The trial be just gettin' started, with jury selection takin' place and the proceedings expected to last a good while. Arrr, the seas be rough in this legal battle, mateys!