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Ye scurvy knaves be shootin' their pistols after a jolly good time, leavin' a poor lass dead and her mates injured! Arrr!

2024-04-15

Avast ye scallywags! A lass of 21 winters met her untimely demise, and eight other landlubbers be wounded after a skirmish broke out at a grand feast in Dallas. The scallywag who be behind this treachery shall face the wrath of Davy Jones himself!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gunfire rang out at a grand house party in Dallas, claiming the life of a comely 21-year-old lass and wounding eight other scallywags in a gang-related scuffle. The constables were alerted to the ruckus at 4500 Collins Avenue in the dead of night, finding a throng of partygoers spilling into the street like rum from a tipped barrel.Although the gunfire had ceased upon the officers' arrival, a second round of shots rang out shortly thereafter, striking nine unfortunate souls in the crowd. The injured were swiftly ferried to nearby healing dens, but alas, the fair maiden Coriesha Bradford succumbed to her wounds.A preliminary investigation indicated that one rogue set off the mayhem, with other scoundrels joining in the fray. The constables suspect foul play from gang members, but details remain as scarce as a pirate's treasure map.Captain Eddie Garcia has since ordered a full inquiry into the matter, pondering whether his crew could have navigated the treacherous waters of crime better. As the hunt for the miscreants continues, no arrests have been made, and the villains remain as elusive as a mermaid's kiss. Aye, 'tis a tragic tale of merriment turned to mayhem on the streets of Dallas.

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