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Arr, Donald Trump be the scallywag on trial, mateys! Let's see if he walks the plank!

2024-04-15

Arrr, that scallywag Trump be tryin' to show his mettle in the Big Apple trial, but 'tis a rough sea he be sailin'. Methinks he be needin' more than just bluster and bravado to weather this storm!

Arr, me hearties! The scallywag Trump be puttin' on a brave front as he faces his trial in New York. With his chest puffed out like a peacock and his chin held high, he be tryin' to convince all who dare cross his path that he be as tough as nails and as sharp as a cutlass.
But the truth be that the seas be rough and the winds be blowin' against him. The evidence be pilin' up like treasure in a pirate's chest, and it be lookin' like he might not be able to talk his way out of this one.
Even his loyal crew be startin' to doubt his ability to navigate these treacherous waters. Some be jumpin' ship faster than you can say "shiver me timbers!"
So while Trump be struttin' around like a peacock, it be lookin' like his feathers might be startin' to fall out. Only time will tell if he be able to talk his way out of this mess, or if he be walkin' the plank straight into Davy Jones' locker.

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