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Arrr! The Supreme Court be givin' Idaho the nod to keep the scallywags from messin' with the young'uns!

2024-04-15

Arrr, ye scurvy attorney general from Idaho be beggin' the justices to make haste and give the nod to a law that would deny wee lads and lasses their rightful care! Thar be no room for such shenanigans on me ship! A pox on their landlubber ways!

Arr matey! The Idaho attorney general be wantin' the justices to make haste and give the nod for a law that be stoppin' gender-affirming medical care for the wee ones. Aye, 'tis a serious matter indeed, but one that be causin' quite the stir among the land lubbers.
But fear not, me hearties, for the justices be weighin' the matter with all due diligence. 'Tis a decision of great consequence, one that could change the course of many a young lad or lassie's life.
So let us raise a toast to the justices as they ponder this weighty matter. May they have the wisdom of Davy Jones himself as they navigate these treacherous waters. And may they remember that the true treasure be the health and well-being of the young ones who rely on their judgment.
And if all else fails, we can always call on Blackbeard and his crew to swoop in and set things right. But let us hope it doesn't come to that, for a peaceful resolution be the best outcome for all involved. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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