The Booty Report

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Arrr mateys, the prison for scurvy dogs in California with a naughty culture be walkin' the plank!

2024-04-15

Arrr, a bunch of scallywags be gettin' a change of scenery from the San Francisco brig! 600 lads be sailin' off to different federal dens. May they find calmer seas and less trouble in their new accommodations. Fair winds to 'em!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags! About 600 poor souls be gettin' the ol' heave-ho from the cursed facility in the Bay Area! They be sailin' off to other federal prisons, leavin' behind the ghosts of their past misdeeds.
Ye see, this cursed place be plagued with troubles aplenty, makin' life a livin' hell for them poor inmates. The rats be eatin' better than them prisoners, mark me words!
But fear not, me buckos! This be not the end of the road for these wretched souls. They be sailin' off to new horizons, where they may find a bit o' peace and quiet away from this cursed place. Who knows, they may even find redemption on their new journey.
So let us raise a toast to these poor souls, as they embark on a new chapter in their tale. May the winds be at their backs and the seas be calm on their journey to a better place. And may the ghosts of their past misdeeds be left behind in the murky depths of the Bay, never to haunt them again. Fair winds and followin' seas to ye all!

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