Ye scallywags at the Funeral Home be caught takin' the Covid booty for themselves! Walk the plank, ye frauds!
2024-04-15
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The landlubbers running that funeral parlor in Colorado have been caught red-handed! They be swindling the government out of nearly a million doubloons in relief funds. 'Tis a scandal of epic proportions fit for the high seas! Arrr!
Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! Them two landlubbers from Colorado be in a heap o' trouble. Aye, they be havin' 190 rotting bodies in their funeral home! But that ain't all, me hearties. They be caught red-handed, swindlin' away $880,000 in relief funds!Ye see, them bilge rats be thinkin' they can get away with their dirty deeds. But the long arm o' the law be catchin' up to 'em! The feds be pressin' charges, and them scurvy dogs be facin' a reckoning!
Oh, the audacity of these scoundrels! To be takin' advantage of a time o' crisis, when honest folk be in need o' help. It be a shameful display of greed and treachery!
But mark me words, me hearties. Justice will be served, and these varmints will pay for their crimes! So let this be a lesson to all ye pirates out there – crime don't pay, and ye'll end up walkin' the plank if ye try to cheat and steal!