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Arrr, Israel, Iran, and the bumbling landlubbers of an American Model UN crew be a sight to behold!

2024-04-15

Arrr me mateys! On Saturday eve, a fearsome assault was made upon Israel by the scurvy dogs of Iran! Aye, 'tis a treacherous deed indeed. But Biden, the landlubber, be tellin' Israel to hold their fire like a bunch of scallywags! Aarrggh!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, the essence of the "Trump Doctrine" critique of the "Biden Doctrine" can be summed up as "Strike at America and America will hit you twice as hard; strike at our allies and we will support them in as many ways as we can." On the other hand, the Biden Doctrine revolves around never sounding retreat, never escalating, treating China and Iran with deference, and giving Russia breathing space in Ukraine.After a dramatic attack on Israel from Iran, reports emerged that US President Joe Biden would not aid any Israeli counterattack on Iran. This approach is criticized for its lack of real-world understanding, contrasting sharply with the tough stance of the Trump Doctrine, which prioritizes deterrence backed by overwhelming force.The current administration's Model U.N. mindset and Yale Debate club approaches have raised concerns, with experts pointing out that Biden's dovish posture towards Iran has emboldened Tehran in its attacks on Israel. The circle of appeasers in power has led to a dangerous combination of soft words and fear of escalation, while the Trump Doctrine emphasizes strength and deterrence to maintain peace and stability.As voters head to the polls, the issue of national security and the ability to protect American lives are paramount. The contrast between the Biden and Trump Doctrines will likely influence many voters' decisions, with a return to realism and strength favored by those seeking a safer and more secure future.

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