Arrr, the justices be settin' sail to decide if the scallywag Trump be walkin' the plank or not!
2024-04-16
Arr mateys! The scallywags be askin' the Supreme Court if a law from 2002 be workin' on punishin' them landlubbers for meddlin' in the congressional shenanigans on Jan. 6, 2021. Aye, the legal seas be rough waters indeed!
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at the Supreme Court be ponderin' a mighty important question - does the law from 2002, meant to deal with those sneaky white-collar fraudsters, also apply to the rascals who be obstructin' Congress on that fateful day in January 2021?It be a right pickle, indeed! Them lawmakers be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' if the rules be bendin' like a bowline in a gale, or if they be as rigid as a plank on a ship's deck.
Will the justices be weighin' the evidence like a pirate countin' his doubloons, or will they be swayed by the winds of political favor blowin' across the seas of justice?
Only time will tell, me hearties! But one thing be certain - there be plenty of grog and grub to go 'round as we wait for the Supreme Court to make their decision. So batten down the hatches, me mateys, and let's see where the tide of justice takes us!