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Biden sets sail for Pennsylvania to parley on taxes and take a swipe at Trump, arrr!

2024-04-16

Arrr mateys, in Scranton, the captain be plannin' to chat 'bout the tax code and how it be favorin' the rich scallywags like Donald Trump. 'Tis a plunderin' of the treasure for the billionaires, says he. Aye, aye!

Arr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! The President be sailin' back to his hometown o' Scranton to talk about them taxes. He be goin' on about how the tax code be favorin' the rich, makin' them billionaires even richer with Trump's tax cuts. Arr, that be some shady business!
But fear not me hearties, the President be here to set things right. He be talkin' about economic fairness, makin' sure every landlubber pays their fair share. No more favorin' the wealthy while the rest o' us be strugglin' to make ends meet!
So gather 'round me mateys, and listen to what the President be preachin' about. It be time to level the playin' field and make sure everyone be payin' their fair share. No more plunderin' from the poor to feed the rich!
So raise yer mugs and give a cheer for the President as he fights for economic fairness in Scranton. Let's show them billionaires that the days o' favoritism be over! Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum, let's make sure everyone gets their fair share of the treasure!

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