Arrr, jury hearties walk the plank after confessin'! Trump trial news be spreadin' like rum at a tavern!
2024-04-16
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In the language of a 17th-century pirate, the Trump trial be in progress with jury selection, but some jurors be walkin' the plank for admittin' they couldn't be impartial. Arrr! Biden be makin' waves by boastin' 'bout his niece's China connections in a speech from the days of ol' Obama that may come back to haunt him in the next election. Meanwhile, Iran be stirrin' up trouble with an attack on Israel, sheddin' light on their nuclear weapons program. The families of Nashville school shootin' victims be claimin' ownership of the killer's manifesto in a scuffle over its release.Morgan Wallen be sailin' back to a venue after causin' a ruckus last year, while the Senate be awaitin' Mayorkas's impeachment articles with the GOP plannin' a dismissal attempt. A senator be seekin' to reveal abortions done through Veterans Affairs, and Trump's last GOP rival be landin' a new job after a failed presidential bid. The White House be openin' up their tax returns, and Piers Morgan be suggestin' Trump risk arrest to attend his son's graduation.Hillary Clinton be callin' an Arizona abortion law 'just insane,' while Bay Area Christians be battlin' a city after a cross be removed. A conservative school board president be ordered to pay legal fees over a LGBTQ flag debate, showin' the cost of standin' up for one's beliefs. And in other news, lemurs be enjoyin' a floral snack at the zoo, Caitlin Clark be selected first overall in the WNBA Draft, and women be claimin' weight-loss drugs be makin' them more fertile. Arrr!