Avast ye! Cotton be tellin' folk to take up arms 'gainst them landlubber protesters of the Holy Land. Aye, matey!
2024-04-16
Arrr, the landlubber senator from Arkansas be sayin' ye should "take matters into yer own hands" 'gainst them scallywags protestin' Israel's tricks in Gaza. But I say, let's show 'em our pirate spirit and make 'em walk the plank! Aye, mateys!
Arr mateys, listen up as I tell ye the tale of the Republican senator from Arkansas who be talkin' like a true swashbuckler. He be tellin' the good citizens to take matters into their own hands against them pesky demonstrators who be causin' a ruckus over in Gaza. Aye, it be a right old hullabaloo!Now, I don't be knowin' 'bout ye, but it be soundin' to me like this senator be wantin' the good folks to be raisin' the Jolly Roger and takin' down them protestin' scallywags with their own two hands. But let me tell ye, that be a dangerous game to be playin'!
So me hearties, be careful with them words ye be speakin', for they be carryin' a lot of weight. 'Tis a fine line between jestin' like a pirate and stirrin' up a whole heap of trouble. And remember, in the end, it be better to be talkin' like a matey than to be causin' a mutiny!