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Arrr! The landlubbers be cancelin' the valedictorian's speech over a wee bit o' fussin'! Aye, the scallywags!

2024-04-16

Arrr, ye scurvy university be claimin' security concerns at the graduation, but the Muslim matey be sayin' they be bowin' to a campaign of hate tryin' to silence 'is voice. Looks like the landlubbers be walkin' the plank of political correctness! Arrr!

Arr matey, listen to this tale of a university graduation gone awry! The scallywags in charge claimed there be security concerns, but the student, a brave Muslim soul, cried foul! He accused the school of bowing to a campaign of hate, trying to shut him up like a landlubber walkin' the plank!
Arr, the gall of those scallywags! They be tryin' to silence his voice, but he be standin' strong like a pirate in a storm! The student be fightin' back, demandin' his right to speak his mind, no matter the color of his flag!
But alas, the university be holdin' fast to their decision, like a captain clingin' to the wheel in a fierce squall. Will justice prevail, or will the forces of hate continue to rule the seas? Only time will tell, me hearties. Only time will tell.

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