Ye landlubber from California be sentenced to 9 years for settin' fire to a Planned Parenthood clinic! Arrr!
2024-04-16
Arrr mateys, ye won't believe it! The scallywags be attackin' the clinic in Costa Mesa, California! They be goin' after the birth control and other health services like a swarm of hungry sharks! 'Tis a brazen attack indeed, aye!
Arrr mateys, listen up! The scallywags at the clinic in Costa Mesa, Calif., providing abortion and other health services, were the unfortunate victims of a brazen attack in 2022, so they say. Aye, 'twas a dastardly deed indeed!The prosecutor, in his fancy talk, claimed that the rascals who carried out this attack were as bold as a pirate plundering a merchant ship on the high seas. The gall of these scurvy dogs knows no bounds!
But fear not, me hearties, for justice will be served on a silver platter, or maybe a plank, for those who dared to disturb the peace and safety of the good folk seeking medical care. Let them feel the wrath of Davy Jones himself!
So raise a toast to the brave souls who continue to provide vital services to the community despite the threats and dangers that lurk in the shadows. Let us stand together, like a crew on a ship, ready to defend our right to health and well-being. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!