Ye scurvy Dems in Minnesota be denyin' support for the swashbuckler accused o' secret spyin' on their rival! Arrr!
2024-04-16
Arrr, the scallywags of Minnesota Democrats be washin' their hands of support for Judd Hoff, a landlubber seekin' a position in the state House despite his past of mischief and mayhem. Aye, they be wise to distance themselves from such a scurvy candidate!
Avast, me hearties! The Minnesota Democrats be walkin' the plank after endorsin' a scallywag with a violent past to run for a state House seat. Judd Hoff, accused of stalkin' and harassin' his Republican opponent, be makin' waves in District 12. The GOP be demandin' the Democrats walk the plank and rescind their support for this repeat criminal.Rep. Mary Franson, the Republican incumbent, be callin' Hoff dangerous and wonderin' why the Democrats be backin' him. The Democratic Party chairman be scramblin' to distance the party from this endorsement, swearin' off support for Hoff and condemnin' violence in politics.Hoff's rap sheet includes a felony assault conviction for brandishin' a machete during an argument and confessin' to rummagin' through Franson's garbage. The party chair admits knowin' of Hoff's criminal past but claims he pledged to turn over a new leaf.As the local party committee weighs its next move, Hoff remains mum in the face of scrutiny. The waters be turbulent in this election, with the Democrats battlin' to navigate the storm stirred up by their ill-fated endorsement.