Arrr mateys! Trump's election shenanigans be makin' waves in the swing states. Avast ye, the truth be revealed!
2024-04-17
Arrr mateys! The scallywags in Georgia, Michigan, and Nevada be walkin' the plank for tryin' to play pretend electors fer Trump. Arizona and Wisconsin be keepin' a weather eye on the horizon fer more troublemakers. Shiver me timbers!
Avast ye mateys! The scoundrels in Georgia, Michigan, and Nevada have been caught red-handed, tryin' to pass themselves off as electors for that landlubber Trump! Arr, 'tis a foul deed indeed, one that be worthy of walkin' the plank!But fear not, for justice be prevailin' in the high seas of democracy! Arizona and Wisconsin be keepin' a keen eye on the horizon, ready to pounce on any scallywags who dare to meddle with the election! Aye, the winds of change be blowin' in our favor!
So let this be a warnin' to all ye would-be election impostors: the law be watchin', and it be ready to make ye pay for yer treachery! So hoist the Jolly Roger, me hearties, and let us sail forth in search of truth and justice!