Biden be a scallywag! First he be denyin' Israel their defense, now he be tellin' 'em to surrender! Arrr!
2024-04-17
Avast ye! Back in the day, ol' Joe Biden be talkin' tough against Reagan and his missile plans. But now, he be tellin' Israel to hold their fire against them scallywags from Iran. Arrr, aye, what a turncoat he be!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, Iran be showerin' more than 320 warheads at Israel on a Saturday. The explosives be carried by about 170 propeller-driven drones, like the ones Iran be sellin' to Russia. Ye also had more than 30 cruise missiles and over 120 ballistic missiles bein' launched from Iran and Houthi-controlled Yemen. But by Blackbeard's beard! The attack be a complete failure, with only a wee lass bein' injured. Nearly all the drones and missiles be intercepted by Israel, the U.S., and mayhaps Jordan and Saudi Arabia.Arrr, what this attack did show be the importance of a good anti-missile defense, such as the ones Reagan and Trump supported, but Biden be against in his Senate days. The battle be won by fighter jets, Iron Dome, David’s Sling, and Arrow systems. If it weren't for such defenses, Israel might not have withstood the attack.In the aftermath, President Biden told Israel to "take the win" and not strike back. But just 'cause the attack failed doesn't mean the criminals should escape justice. Republican Sen. Rubio be accusin' Biden of leakin' transcripts to appease anti-Israel mobs. The pressure be on to force Israel to relent in defendin' itself from terrorist threats.China be opposin' Israel's defense efforts. Biden's policy be failin', and Israel may soon have to take matters into its own hands to make up for his weak leadership.