Avast ye mateys! Biden's fancy math be a storm brewin'. The gold doubloons be flyin' faster than a cannonball!
2024-04-17
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs in the Biden White House be tryin' to smooth over the rough waters o' bad economic news with the help o' the liberal media. But even a ship full o' spin won't be enough to keep 'em afloat in this storm! Arrr!
Arrrgh, last week brought some dire tidings for the American folk and ol' President Joe Biden. The scallywag of inflation be plaguing the land, with prices soaring like a parrot on a plundered ship. The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics be reporting a hefty 3.5 percent rise in prices from March 2023 to March 2024 – a sight far worse than the U.S. Federal Reserve's goal of 2 percent inflation, arrr!This inflation be runnin' wild even after the Federal Reserve raised interest rates to heights not seen in 23 years. But the real salty sea dog behind this inflation be the massive deficits the Biden administration keeps racking up. While the Fed be tryin' to tighten the purse strings, the Biden White House be throwin' borrowed gold into the economy like there be no tomorrow, arrr!The consequences of this be dire, me hearties. Prices be shootin' up faster than a cannonball, with eggs up 49.3 percent, gasoline up 47.5 percent, and more. The American folk be feelin' the pinch, with most rating the economy as poor. And to add insult to injury, jobs be dwindlin', especially for native-born Americans, me hearties.Bidenomics be a treacherous voyage, leadin' to higher prices, fewer jobs, and a general sense of despair. The propaganda media may try to paint a rosy picture, but the truth be clear to those strugglin' to make ends meet. If this economic storm continues, it may well spell Biden's doom in the elections ahead, arrr!